The Christening

So here's the deal: I was talking with a friend last night and it became apparent to me that no one read the previous attempts at blogging, so I figured I'd just start fresh. No one really reads them anyway. That means that the power I possess in the realm of free speech is truly staggering.

I don't want to blog just to blog. I fell into that trap too often before. When it's all said and done people don't want to hear about my life. My life is no more interesting than anyone else's, so it's incredibly arrogant to expect people to come to a blog that features nothing but a journal. I have a journal. I update it regularly enough. Why do it here? I might as well post pictures of cats I find cute or girls I would like to kiss. It's self-absorbed.

Instead, I hope to offer some insight on the issues that matter to all of you. In the near future you can expect to see some of the following issues be brought up:

• Barack Obama is not hope. He's just another politician who might actually get something done, and the sooner you realize that, the sooner my migraines will go away.
• Sports is an outlet for homoeroticism. That being said, hey cowboy.
• You all bore the shit out of me with you attempts at social commentary. Celebrity news is not news, and it never has been nor will it ever be.
• Why do people believe that the music that they listen to best defines who they are?

All this and more in the weeks, and hopefully months to come. Enjoy the madness.