Oh Dear

I was Facebook cruising and came across a wholesome group page called "You know you're a band geek when..." and one of the wall posts was someone trolling for their website in which they get too drunk to remember having sex but it's all on VIDEO!

Although titillating, I find this to be kind of absurd. Let me do these people a service: here's some groups you SHOULD have posted that message on, instead of a marching band page. Not to make the claim that band kids are asexual (NOTHING is further from the truth), but... well, yeah.

Anyway. Some suggestions:

• "Girls Gone Wild" Fans
• I Am An AIM Porn Bot
• I Have Jerked It In Public
• Males With Rape Fantasies
• Males With Fantasies About Being Raped
• If It's In Another Area Code, It's Not Cheating
• Bacardi 151: A Legal Roofie
• I Heart Soulja Boy
• Sperm Guards For Keyboards
• Fans of Nickelback
• I Hit On My Applebee's Waitress
• Natty Light: God's Nectar
• How Do YOU Spell Fun? A-D-D-E-R-A-L-L
• Go White Sox!
• You Know You Enjoy Videos of Drunk Girls Getting Plowed When...

This advice comes pro bono. You're welcome.